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- Volume 6 The SWAMP GAS JOURNAL ISSN 0707-7106
- Number 3 ********************* November 1992
-
- This is the second issue of the SGJ which will be available in both
- online and hardcopy format. The response to the last issue was
- overwhelming, to say the least. It seems that there is a need for an
- electronic version of this zine, so from now on, as long as is
- feasible, the SGJ will be available via email. However, photos or
- graphics pages will not be included in the electronic version; they
- will be available in hardcopy only. (No, I do NOT want to hear about
- .gif and .pif files!)
-
- UFOs, LITs, LATERs, BOLs and WYSIWYG
-
- With regard to those pesky flying things, a recent story in TIME
- magazine (August 31, 1992, p.44) reported that: "UFO sightings are
- down, and the saucer spotters are getting skeptical. What on earth is
- going on?"
- This was most interesting, especially to ufologists who tabulate UFO
- activity. The UFOROM Canadian UFO Survey, for example, found that
- numbers of UFO reports increased during the past two years. Similarly,
- Paul Ferrughelli's annual report on American cases also found an
- increase. What HAS decreased is the media's interest in carrying
- stories about UFOs. This is not suprising, since the ridicule curtain
- (as named by Allen Hynek) is still in effect. Furthermore, the vocal
- efforts of CSICOP and independent skeptics' groups (that have
- absolutely NOTHING to do with CSICOP, obviously) have caused many
- editors to think twice before doing an article on paranormal
- phenomena. An article by Don Berliner in a recent issue of IUR (Vol.17,
- #5, Sept/Oct 1992, pp. 16-18), titled "Why the Press Acts That Way",
- enumerates the various reasons why ufology is not taken seriously by
- the media.
- The TIME article went on to describe a UFO investigator named
- Philip Mantle as one of "a new breed of UFOlogists who do not
- believe that UFOs come from outer space." Where has TIME been all
- these years? They interview New Agers wearing pyramid hats, and
- then interview Philip Klass, and they think they have a complete
- overview of ufology!
- In terms of sighting numbers, Ferrughelli's latest National Sighting
- Yearbook 1991 (60 Allen Drive, Wayne, NJ 07470) lists the
- following totals: 1987 - 170; 1988 - 291; 1989 - 268; 1990 - 194;
- and 1991 - 201. Report numbers dropped slightly in the early '90's,
- but numbers are still above the 1987 figure. In Canada, UFOROM's
- annual survey actually records many more cases per capita than the USA,
- and numbers hover steadily around 175 cases per year. Where's the drop
- in numbers that TIME describes?
- The article points to the Belgium wave, where 2000 sightings were
- recorded in 1991, but there have been only 50 in 1992 so far. In
- Britain, the article cites a similar number this year, compared to
- hundreds per year in the 1980's. But any ufologist worth his or her
- salt would have been able to explain the mechanics of flaps and waves,
- not to mention historical trends. So, the TIME article is not only
- wrong, it's not even well-researched.
-
- THE CIRCLE GAME
-
- Let's talk circles. For years now, I've been commenting upon the
- suspicious similarities between crop circles and classic UFO physical
- traces. I've pointed out that flattened areas of crushed vegetation
- have been found WITHOUT associated UFO activity throughout recorded
- history. In Canada, classic UGM cases include Langenburg in 1974 and
- Rossburn in 1977, both predating the British wave. And even Doug and
- Dave admitted getting their ideas to make their hoaxes from the Tully
- saucer nests in Australia back in 1967.
- Furthermore, I have said all along that the vast majority of crop
- circles are likely hoaxes. My own investigations and research, as well
- as consultation with others in this field, suggested that the Meaden
- vortex theory was not tenable, nor were theories concerning mating
- hedgehogs, lightning and whatever. My observations were that, although
- it is difficult to PROVE a particular site is a hoax, the likelihood of
- this being so is very strong.
- In recent issues of circle- and ufozines, some people seem to have
- arrived at similar conclusions. In particular, a recent article in the
- AFU (Sweden) Newsletter (No.36, Jan-Dec.1991) by Clas Svahn echoes many
- comments that are quietly circulating among cerealogists fearful of
- exposing the Emperor's new clothes. Svahn has visited the British
- circle sites several times over the past few years, and his
- observations are very interesting. He says:
- "MONEY has become the number one concern for many of the
- circle 'researchers'. Selling dubious books, postcards and other circle
- paraphernalia tend to be more important than investigating the real
- phenomenon (hopefully, there is one).
- "It is not very reassuring to note that speculations and wishful
- thinking are taking more and more space in books and magazines dealing
- with the crop circles. Instead, one would like to see more soberness
- and objectivity from the different groups involved."
- In a review of recent books, Svahn notes that all authors:
- "treat the phenomenon as if it was 100 percent genuine. Of course, they
- acknowledge the Bower and Chorley 'intermezzo', but [none] seem to
- realize that today there is no way to distinguish between 'real'
- circles and hoaxes ... While the research is getting out of hand, the
- researchers become more and more like New Age phophets ..."
- Svahn's article includes personal observations of circle sites, and
- commentaries about the actions of specific cerealogists. His most
- poignant comment is emphasized in the original: "Most researchers tend
- to hold on to their pet theories without taking others' criticisms
- seriously. During my visits to England - and from the few reports I
- have investigated here in Sweden - I HAVE BECOME MORE AND MORE
- DISAPPOINTED AND UNCERTAIN OF THERE BEING A REAL PHENOMENON BEHIND THE
- CIRCLES."
- Is he alone in his opinions? Definitely not. In a major British
- circlezine, the CROP WATCHER, editor Paul Fuller has a few biting
- comments about the current state of cerealogy. In CW #12 (July/Aug
- 1992), Paul writes:
- "Even the paranormally-inclined cerealogists have admitted that 1992
- produced fakes galore, with few prepared to stick their necks out and
- claim that a single [NB!] British circle qualified as 'genuine'. In
- some ways, this restrained response could be construed as an
- over-reaction to last summer's hoax revelations, but in reality the
- awful truth has dawned on cerealogists everywhere - that most modern
- crop circles really are man-made hoaxes and that if there ever was a
- 'genuine' phenomenon in the first place it has now been utterly swamped
- by a smokescreen of wishful thinking and media-inspired mythology. Sad
- words indeed but a fact which most researchers now seem to be accepting
- with some reluctance."
- Paul notes that "leading cerealogists accept that they have
- lost the crop circle battle and that it is time to flee the sinking
- ship." He observes that some prominent cerealogists are emigrating to
- the USA, possibly for this reason. In fact, as obvious on a recent TV
- episode of Sightings, Colin Andrews is now based in Connecticut.
- As for the remaining "meteorologically-caused" circles, Terence Meaden,
- that theory's main proponent has now stated that: "Anything other than
- a simple circle is definitely a hoax", and he has now restricted the
- number of 'genuine circles' to "fewer than a dozen a year". Paul
- further notes: "It remains to be seen whether Meaden's meteorological
- theory can survive such trauma."
- Later in the issue, there appears a map of England, showing the
- locations of "Known Crop Circle (Groups of) Hoaxes". I can't reproduce
- it here, but to give readers a flavour for what's on it, the
- editor notes that "there are so many known hoaxers that we couldn't
- squeeze them all in!" Good old Doug and Dave, who got all the
- publicity, are on there wih their small number of formations.
- In North America, arch-skeptic Rob Day has publicly admitted he was
- responsible for some of the recent crop circles in Alberta. A farmhand
- who had used a garden tractor to make a UGM was caught by Roy Bauer and
- Grant Cameron here in Manitoba. At least one set of hoaxers has
- admitted to making some circles in the American Midwest. Given the
- proliferation of hoaxes and the obvious contamination of crop
- circle/UGM data, cerealogists had better take more care to ensure their
- investigations are truly objective and unbiased.
- Obviously, though, this caution is not confined to cerealogy. In no
- less a controversial subject as crash/retrievals, Barry Greenwood
- defends his publication JUST CAUSE in Number 33 (Sept.1992) of that
- zine:
- "Recently, we have received comments from several pro-UFO
- readers questioning the relevancy and value of what we have published
- in the last couple of years. We have apparently not been pro-ET enough
- ... We could very likely double our subscription rolls by reporting
- titillating stories of underground alien bases, of simple verbal
- accounts claiming knowledge of UFO technology, of what has become so
- very trendy now - alien/human SEX! Actually, it would not be enough to
- report such information - we would have to advocate it on a soapbox.
- Then, we would likely be invited onto numerous media programs to give
- the public what it craves - sensation.
- "As one UFO pundit told us recently, printing sensible information
- is not the road to fame and fortune. Trying to be balanced and careful
- seem to be undesireable traits to some. So be it. We exist to inform,
- not to put on a Wild-West show."
- Howdy, pardners. Are you cowpokes listening?
- Perhaps the most significant issue here is that all the comments
- reprinted here are from zines that are ostensibly "pro" as opposed to
- "skeptical" in the CSICOP sense. Despite repeated claims that ufology
- and cerealogy are running rampant without any peer review, there has
- always been a great deal of constructive and rational discussion within
- the Fortean community. It isn't as common as "Wild-West" shows, but it
- IS out there. I have always advocated an open and non-confrontational
- approach to discussions in the fields of so-called "pseudoscience".
- Very often, "balanced" forums or debates between skeptics and
- "believers" degrade into arguments on semantics or the nature of
- science. Innocent viewers/listeners/observers who are desperate for
- understandable information about UFOs only get more confused and
- turn back to traditional sources of information - the tabloid media.
- Throughout my 15 years of involvement in Fortean research, I have
- always tried to encourage discussion between the two camps of
- "believers" and "skeptics". Usually, I've failed. Normally,
- "believers" consider me to be a skeptic, while ardent skeptics think my
- fence-sitting makes me an irrationalist. I often comment that sitting
- on the fence can be very painful, not only from the pickets, but also
- because you get things thrown at you from both sides. The trouble is
- that, in my opinion, one cannot be truly impartial and objective unless
- meaningful dialogue is shared between opposing parties, and such
- dialogue should be solicited or precipitated whenever possible.
- I find it amazing that I am one of a few ufologists who reads the
- Skeptical Inquirer, and I am also one of the few skeptics who reads IUR
- and the MUFON Journal. Conferences are a sore point, too.
- I received an invitation to the second Las Vegas UFO Conference,
- featuring talks by Wendelle Stevens, Jaime Shandera and Stanton
- Friedman. At a cost of about $500 (CDN), I couldn't attend.
- CSICOP conferences are similar in format; both factions usually feature
- presentations of "the converted preaching to the converted". The two
- groups meet with cross-purposes, and no useful dialogue talks place.
- But can you imagine a joint CSICOP/MUFON meeting? I can't, either.
- If such a meeting were to take place, it would likely degenerate
- into a shouting match, and possibly a barroom brawl. The situation
- would be similar to a radio debate for which I was invited to be the
- spokesman for the "pro" side of UFOs, crop circles, etc. My opponent
- was a member of a regional skeptics' group (which had ABSOLUTELY
- nothing to do with CSICOP, of course). I was astounded at the vigour
- with which I was verbally attacked. I was taken aback when my opponent
- read from a transcript of a previous interview I had given, in order to
- show how irrationalists such as myself contradict ourselves at every
- opportunity. After listening intently, I pointed out that nothing in
- my statement was contradictory, and he grudgingly agreed, having been
- caught in his own trap. After all, I sometimes never contradict
- myself in the course of a discussion.
- The unfortunate part of the "debate" was that because there was a
- constant stream of offensive and defensive verbiage flowing, only three
- telephone calls from listeners were taken. Even the radio host
- admitted that he was completely confused by the semantic arguments.
- Listeners were wanting to get good information about sensational
- subjects, but were completely turned off by the presentation.
- How did I advocate the "pro" side? I didn't, deliberately. I had
- explained that I represented UFOROM and had been investigating UFOs and
- related phenomena for about 15 years. At no time did I claim that the
- aliens were here, raping our Streibers and stealing our children. I
- spoke from experience, describing facts without any deliberate
- interpretation. On crop circles, my opponent insisted they were all
- caused by hoaxers. I pointed out that that was a definite possibility,
- but we had only caught one hoaxer in Canada in three years.
- Furthermore, there still exists a possibility that winds can make SOME
- crop circles. I may not think much of Meaden's theory, but many
- scientists (defined variously) think it may have some merit. My opponent
- insisted that these were trivial arguments, and that his view was
- completely correct. The skeptical view is that since hoaxers are the
- most PROBABLE explanation, then that is the CORRECT explanation. My
- caution is that there are so many categories and kinds of UGMs, a
- blanket statement of any kind is improper. There ARE cases which are
- caused by hedgehogs, just as some are caused by hoaxers.
-
- ABDUCTIONS?
-
- A similar hassle would be created for an all-sides meeting to
- discuss UFO abductions. In one corner would be skeptics such as Robert
- Sheaffer and Philip Klass (author of "UFO Abductions - A Dangerous
- Game"). In the other corner would be researchers such as John Mack,
- David Gotlib and, of course, Budd Hopkins. Both sides would need to
- put their dukes up. The skeptical standpoint is that abductions do not
- take place, and the experiences are little more than dreams or
- hallucinations fueled by the popular media. The "pro" UFO standpoint,
- which is the one adopted by most UFO buffs and proclaimed at UFO
- conferences, is that the aliens are abducting us for nefarious or
- possibly benevolent reasons. But Mack and Gotlib are clinicians who
- are engaged in the treatment and counseling of individuals who appear
- to have had traumatic experiences that are represented by images of
- aliens. Thousands of such cases DO exist; this is not the issue. WHY
- people are reporting the experiences is the real issue. Imagination
- fueled by tabloid tales? Certainly some cases are, but even if this is
- so, there is still the problem of determining why such cases are
- multiplying. What is the mechanism responsible? Why would people
- unconsciously generate such experiences and hold to them so intensely?
- There is no other comparable experience in the history of psychology or
- sociology that has grabbed such a foothold in the public mind. So, the
- problem is NOT to determine if aliens are abducting humans, but rather
- to determine WHY the cases exist at all, and to understand the
- psychological/sociological mechanisms behind the stories, IF there is
- no physical or paraphysical cause.
-
- BOO!
-
- Fear-mongering. That's what discussions about cattle mutilations
- and satanism are said to be. I was accused of being a fear-mongerer
- for simply describing a meeting I had attended.
- Now, I really didn't want to get into this argument in the SGJ, but
- it's relevant to this discussion. In the course of my investigations
- into Fortean phenomena, I have been asked to look into a few mute cases
- here in Manitoba. None were extremely interesting. One carcass I
- examined near Teulon in 1977 was badly picked over by the time I got to
- the scene, and I never did get a chance to see the others. I have
- spoken to various veterinarians, and opinion seemed to vary. At the
- time, I heard a number of bizarre anecdotes, including one about a
- perfectly square patch of hide removed from a carcass found in Alberta
- in the 1970's.
- Jerry Clark of CUFOS recently wrote a relevant editorial for IUR
- which related his views on mutes. He pointed out that the
- link between UFOs and mutes was virtually non-existent, somewhat
- contradicting Linda Howe's stance. (Stigmatist Tom Adams also supports
- the UFO link). A popular book by Daniel Kagan, titled Mute Evidence, is
- often recommended by debunkers. Kagan spent some time talking with a
- number of vets and government officials, and came to the conclusion
- that mutes were a non-issue. Mute proponents, however, have pointed
- out that Kagan's credentials and expertise are somewhat dubious,
- implying he was not a credible authority and his conclusions were
- unjustified.
- In the mid-1970's, mute cases were popping up everywhere. Tommy Roy
- Blann (does anybody know where he is these days?) even prepared a
- confidential report for RCMP in Alberta, in which he provided them with
- background information for their investigations into Canadian cases.
- Tommy was pro-UFO, and the RCMP at the time were seriously considering
- the possibility that satanic cults were involved. In 1992, more mutes
- were reported in Alberta, but this time, newspaper accounts have the
- RCMP denying any satanic links.
- Recently, I had been invited to contact individuals in the employ of
- both civic and provincial family services, because of my involvement in
- local UFO cases. It seems that these individuals have encountered, in
- their opinions, clear cases of ritual or satanic abuse in the course of
- their work. They had heard of the alleged connection between child
- abuse and UFO abductions, and wanted my opinion. They explained that
- they had encountered "many cases" of ritual abuse, but that it was very
- difficult to gather enough evidence that would be accepable in a court
- of law. That is why, they suggested, debunkers' arguments that there
- has never been any proof of ritual abuse or satanic cult activity are
- technically correct, yet clinically false.
- The problem is that, by strict definitions of proof and
- falsifiability employed by debunkers in their analyses of unusual
- phenomena, sociological and psychological phenomena sometimes fall
- outside the definitions. It has been pointed out by other writers that
- Freudian psychology and stock market analyses both fail in tests of
- "scientific" definitions because they rely a great deal upon
- interpretation and subjective opinions on the part of researchers in
- those fields. So, in terms of "rigourous" proof, cases of ritual abuse
- may be factual according to social workers and criminologists, but are
- spurious and unsubstantiated to scientific objectivists.
- The day after I met with the individuals from family services and
- the social agencies, I was involved in a public debate on UFOs and
- related matters. Hence, when I was asked if satanic cults had anything
- to do with cattle mutilations, I replied that there might
- be some connection. I was immediately branded a "fearmonger" by my
- opponent, who obviously had never discussed the matter with social
- workers and who probably would never do so. In no way was I trying to
- scare the audience with gruesome tales of satanists killing cattle and
- drinking blood; I only replied to the question with information I had
- received the day before. It is quite true that many social caseworkers
- believe that ritual abuse exists in our society. Indeed, my cynical
- nature makes me fairly certain that "sick" people with an affinity for
- such activity live in our midst.
- The complexity of the issue is best described in a new book by David
- K. Sakheim and Susan E. Devine, titled: Out of Darkness - Exploring
- Satanism and Ritual Abuse (Lexington [MacMillan], 1992). Sakheim and
- Devine present a survey of various views on the subject, written by
- social workers, police, psychologists and victims. This is about as
- balanced of a work as I have ever seen. The various authors caution
- that the sensationalist version of rampant satanism is clearly fiction,
- but note that there is some evidence that ritualistic acts do occur in
- our society. The problem of finding "conclusive proof" is a major
- concern, and obviously parallels ufology in this regard. In fact, UFO
- abductions are mentioned several times in the the book, in the context
- of evidence for alleged child abuse and screen memories. Perhaps the
- most revealing chapter is about dealing with "nihilists" - those who
- deny that such phenomena exist at all. Indeed, the infamous SKEPTICAL
- INQUIRER article on the non-existence of satanism is examined and
- refuted.
- Another complication is the creation of a new skeptical group,
- called the False Memory Syndrome Association (3508 Market St., Suite
- 128, Philadelphia, PA 19104). The executive director of the group, Dr.
- Pamela Freyd, is sending reams of information to social workers
- involved in abuse cases, in an effort to stop proliferation of the
- acceptance of "remembered memories" such as child abuse, ritual abuse
- and, yes, UFO abductions. Freyd points out that in many cases where an
- adult "remembers" early abuse, investigation shows that no such events
- had ever occurred. Cynical case workers are quick to point out that
- the FMS group includes many people who have had work published by
- Prometheus Books, and are therefore CSICOP debunkers at heart.
- However, the FMS group's warnings should be heeded. The lesson is
- there, too, for researchers involved with UFO abductions.
- If debunkers wish to get into long diatribes with ritual abuse
- investigators, arguing about the existence of cultists, let them do so.
- It is beyond the abilities of most UFO/mute/trace investigators to
- properly deal with this subject. Rationally, it would seem that
- ufologists should remain apprised of the subject, but refer incidents
- to more appropriately-trained individuals. This material is clearly
- out of the league of most UFO buffs, and should stay there.
-
- INSOLUBLE MISERIES
-
- By now, many of you will have seen my appearance as a "U.F.O.
- Researcher" on the Unsolved Mysteries segment aired on November 4th,
- 1992. The segment concerned the strange story of Stefan Michalak, who
- claimed he was injured by an encounter with a saucer-shaped craft in
- May, 1967.
- Long ignored by most ufologists, the case may very well be one of
- the best on record. According to his story, Michalak was doing some amateur
- prospecting near the resort town of Falcon Lake, Manitoba, Canada,
- examining the many rock outcroppings for signs of quartz. The area is
- part of the Canadian Shield, quite rugged and covered with evergreens.
- Numerous lakes and swamps exist there, and the forests are protected by
- Federal and Provincial programs.
- Around noon, Michalak heard the sounds of agitated geese on a pond
- below his perch on a rocky plateau. He looked up to see two red
- cigar-shaped objects flying slowly through the sky. One descended
- toward him, and appeared to land about 150 feet away in a clearing.
- After it landed, it appeared to change colour from red to orange to
- silver, as it "cooled down". It was now a classic flying saucer, about
- 35-40 feet in diameter, with a dome on its upper surface. The other
- object in the sky flew away.
- Over the next hour, Michalak observed the object from a hiding spot
- behind a large rock formation. He sketched the object and puzzled over
- its nature. He couldn't see any markings on the side, and he didn't
- believe in "little green men" at the time. He concluded it was an
- experimental American aircraft which had landed for repairs. His
- theory seemed correct when he heard some high-pitched voices coming
- from the craft. A door opened in its side, and brilliant purple lights
- flooded out of the portal.
- He decided to sarcastically ask the Americans if they needed help
- fixing their ship, so he cautiously walked toward the vehicle and
- shouted his offer for assistance. The voices ceased abruptly. Edging
- closer, he reached the side of the craft and poked his head into the
- opening. He noticed that its walls were about eight inches thick, and
- had a honeycombed appearance. Inside the ship, he could see what he
- described as a myriad of small flashing lights, like those on a
- computer panel. Stepping back, he found that when he touched the side
- of the craft with his rubberized work glove, the glove had melted from
- intense heat.
- Suddenly, the door closed and the craft rotated counterclockwise.
- In front of him was some sort of "exhaust" grille. A blast of hot gas
- shot out of the grille, striking him in the chest and knocking him on
- his back. His shirt was set on fire, and he struggled to remove it.
- The craft quickly ascended and flew out of sight.
- As the Unsolved Mysteries segment showed, a dazed Michalak staggered
- back to civilization with his fantastic story. The story of the
- investigation is itself a fantastic tale. Michalak was
- beleaguered by reporters, UFO buffs, loonies and other characters all
- wanting the REAL story or to give him their own advice on how to deal
- with the aliens.
- Much has been published about the Michalak case, some of it
- inaccurate and contrived. An excellent series of articles had appeared
- in Canadian UFO Report in the late 1960's and early 1970's, but it did
- not receive much attention outside of Canada. After I had
- reopened the case files in the late 1970's, I wrote a series of
- articles about it for FLYING SAUCER REVIEW, whose editors were
- astounded that a full report on the case had never seen international
- print before. Yet, I have found the Michalak case recounted in various
- versions in many books and zines, often repeating claims of radiation
- sickness and alien death rays.
- I had re-opened the case because the original team of investigators
- had broken up, and the case files were unavailable. I re-interviewed
- Michalak and his family, and tracked down several hundred pages of
- government documents about the case. Dr. Berthold Schwarz was
- invaluable in his assistance in tracking down much of the information,
- especially the medical reports.
- The case had been investigated by the RCMP, RCAF, USAF and Edward
- Condon's Colorado UFO Project (which listed it as "Case 22":
- unexplained). The incident had been debated several times in the
- Canadian House of Commons because the public wanted to know what the
- government had learned about the injury to a Canadian citizen. An
- official announcement was made that the files would never be made
- public because of a danger to "the public interest".
- This, of course, fueled the belief that the craft had been an alien
- spaceship. The government was obviously covering up the affair, and
- the whole thing smacked of conspiracy. It didn't help when a UFO buff
- asked the Mayo Clinic for Michalak's medical records, and the response
- was that Michalak had never been there. Of course, Michalak had the
- bills to prove his stay there had been real.
- Another often-repeated story is that Michalak had some sort of
- radiation sickness or had radiation burns. This isn't supported by the
- medical reports. If the pattern of burns on his abdomen was caused by
- radiation, he would have had many other symptoms of this. The pattern
- was considered by dermatologists to have been caused by chemicals, more
- like an actual exhaust such as Michalak had described. Another story
- in circulation (particularly in the four-volume set of UFO books by
- Yves Naud) is that Michalak was suffereing from impurities in his
- blood, brought on by the UFO's radiative effects. Again, this is not
- supported by the medical evidence. In fact, it is often repeated that
- Michalak lost a great deal of weight and that his lymphocyte count was
- reduced, more symptoms of radiation poisoning. The trouble is that
- Michalak had not been to a doctor for many months before his experience,
- and there were no records of his pre-experience weight or blood count
- available for comparison. Michalak believed that he had lost weight
- the same way we all think we might have lost weight - he guessed and
- looked at his own bathroom scale. Considering he had severe nausea and
- vomiting, this wouldn't be too unusual. As a matter of fact, this is
- more evidence in support of his having ingested a chemical mixture of
- gases.
- Still, we're left with a curious case. Physiological and physical
- effects, an unchanging story over 25 years, and yet there are no
- definite answers to what happened to Michalak at Falcon Lake in 1967.
- If it was a hoax (and psychological testing suggests that Michalak
- didn't do it), then it is certainly one of the best on record. Why
- would a hoaxer physically harm himself and put up with 25 years of
- ridicule by making up a saucer story? Publicity? No. The Michalaks
- shy away from publicity. Money? No. The Michalaks haven't made a
- bankroll from the experience, as some might claim. Notoriety? No. In
- fact, the Michalaks have threatened to take action against some people
- mentioning the case in public because they just want to be left alone.
-
- ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IN THE CIRCLE GAME
-
- As mentioned earlier, Paul Fuller's recent editorial in the CROP
- WATCHER included a very cynical survey of British cereaology, pointing
- out that the "experts" were backpedalling on how many of their "real"
- formations had been created by hoaxers. During the preparation of this
- issue of the SGJ, another issue of the CROP WATCHER was received, with
- even more goodies.
- Issue 13 of the CROP WATCHER (3 Selbourne Court, Tavistock Close,
- ROMSEY, Hampshire SO51 7TY) includes another editorial in which Paul
- shows that vortex theorists now tend to believe that Doug and Dave were
- responsible for most of the early British circles during 1978 and 1991,
- as they had claimed. Furthermore, Doug and Dave are publishing a book
- about their hoaxing career, which will show in no uncertain terms how
- silly the crop circle "experts" have been. Paul laments:
-
- "Sadly, our attempts to uncover the truth simply met with insults and
- riducule by some of the other people who have since made six-figure
- sums of money by promoting themselves and Doug and Daves' hoaxes ... It
- is sad to see [ufology and cereaology] desecrated by a small group of
- stubborn, deceitful people who refused to listen to BUFORA's findings
- and who instead went out of their way to suppress evidence for more
- mundane explanations ... UFOlogy's name will be dragged through the mud
- yet again because these stupid, egotistical idiots decided that it
- didn't really matter what created the circles as long as they were the
- researchers most closely associated with the phenomenon by the public."
-
- And those are his kinder remarks. A few pages later, Paul reviews Pat
- Delgado's latest crop circle book: CROP CIRCLES - CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE?.
- In his review, Paul notes instance after instance of Delgado's
- hyping of a formation as "real", when it had been shown to be a hoax by
- other researchers. Even the non-existence of the infamous Highland,
- Kansas, formation in 1991, (claimed by Linda Howe to have been covered
- up by the military), and long since shown to have never existed, is
- ignored by Delgado, who apparently includes it as a "real" site.
- In short, the issue is chock full of revelations about crop circle
- hoaxing, while at the same time Paul lauds the meteorological vortex
- hypothesis. [Sorry, Paul, I don't see the evidence for vortex-created
- circles to be any more solid than the evidence for alien-created
- circles.] But the commentary and discussion of cerealogists caught
- with their pants down makes the zine a must-read. Ufologists and
- cerealogists should pay heed to this zine in order to get accurate info
- on what is really occurring in the field (pun). And debunkers - get
- this zine because it deals with the issue and does your work for you
- much better than the minimal and trivial coverage in the SKEPTICAL
- INQUIRER.
- Further note: Paul notes that BUFORA was the lone voice in the
- wilderness, warning cerealogists not to get carried away with the
- circle scene in the late 1980's. UFOROM had advocated a rational
- approach to this, too, as soon as the hype started up. But who listens
- to us Canadians, anyway?
-
- UBI EST DATUM?
-
- Despite pleas for information about North American circles in 1992,
- NAICCR has not received much case data from researchers. The NAICCR
- preliminary reports have been posted several times, but very little
- information from other researchers has been received. For those who
- have sent me data: thank you, your contributions are gratefully
- credited. Despite rumours that some cerealogy "experts" are becoming
- more and more "proprietary", we hope that information exchange will be
- ongiong, unlike the British experience.
- Since I have been receiving a number of requests, here is the latest
- NAICCR preliminary list of rumoured or known North American UGMs and
- crop circles.
- =======================================================================
-
- 1992 North American UGM List, November 1992
-
- 920426 Jonesboro, Georgia
- - a "formation" of crop circles, "exactly" like those found in
- 1991 in the same location, was discovered. No other data given.
- Source: Rosemary Ellen Guiley; Vance Tiede
-
- 9204?? , New Hampshire
- - UGMs were found following a small local flap of UFO reports.
- Source: Rosemary Ellen Guiley; Vance Tiede
-
- 920506 near Edmonton, Alberta
- - a "space cookie" UGM was discovered in a meadow. It is a
- perfect circle, 6 metres in diameter. Its depth varies from 5 cm
- to 31 cm. Grass is growing straight up both inside and outside
- the circle. No tracks were found leading to the area. The UGM
- is not a sinkhole. Source: Gordon Kijek
-
- 920525 Limerick, Pennsylvania
- - at least 12 "matted down" areas were found in a wheatfield north of
- Philadelphia. Three were circles about five feet in diameter, arranged
- in a triangle. One feature was "T-shaped". Soil samples taken by a UFO
- investigator "showed no irregularities". Geiger counter readings were
- also normal. Although a hoax was suspected by the UFO investigator,
- the owner of the field believes that the UGMs were caused by lodging,
- wind and fertilizer damage, and that "It happens every year".
- Source: Steve Bernheisel on FIDONET; UFO Newsclipping Service #275
-
- 920627 Raeford, North Carolina
- - a circle of flattened grass was found in a hay field following
- a CE2 UFO sighting. A loud noise, "like a freight train", was
- heard, and two witnesses ran to look out their front door. A
- object "the size of a swimming pool", "like orange windows lla
- around it", was in a field about 300 feet away from their house.
- When they went to call other witnesses, the object disappeared.
- Source: Patrick Kirol on FIDONET
-
- 9206?? , Massachusetts
- - a small area of flattened cattails was found in a marsh close
- to a major highway and reported as a crop circle.
- Source: Tom Randolph on DEC COM via INTERNET
-
- 920701 St. Adolphe, Manitoba
- - nine "horseshoe-shaped" patches of flattened grass were found
- on either side of a brook in a Winnipeg suburb. Because of recent
- storms and heavy rainfall, lodging was thought to be the cause.
- Source: Guy Westcott; NAICCR
-
- 920705 Hobbema, Alberta
- - two ovals of flattened barley were found in a field after
- unusual lights were observed descending to the ground. The
- largest UGM has a major axis of 47 feet. The crop is pushed away
- uniformly from the centers of the patches, but the centers are
- "clumped", like breaking waves. Barley inside the circles is
- "white", and devoid of colour. It was later suggested that the areas
- were due to spilled seeds and fertilizer, combined with lodging.
- Source: Gord Kijek
-
- 920715 St. Adolphe, Manitoba
- - a field beside a highway was discovered to have numerous patches of
- flattened crop, in irregular patterns. The formations were discovered
- by the same person who found case 920701. Investigation by NAICCR and
- interviews with the owner of the field established that the crop had
- been laid down by strong winds and heavy rain. The person who
- discovered the formations was convinced that aliens created the
- flattened patches. Source: NAICCR
-
- 920721 Friedensruh, Manitoba
- - a farmer found a triangular area of flattened/swirled grass which
- was surrounded by an electric fence. The dimensions were 31x27x17
- feet. Local residents could not explain the phenomenon. However,
- NAICCR investigators found evidence that animals had trampled the site.
- Source: NAICCR
-
- 920799 Pilot Peak, California
- - according to the Phoenix Project, a number of "landing zones" were
- discovered near the site of an alleged underground alien base. Visits
- to the site by independent invesyigators have found only patches of
- grass trampled by deer and other animals. Two "landing zones" were
- claimed. Source: John Pickens on INTERNET via Paranet
-
- 920799 Miniota, Manitoba
- - it was reported that a crop circle was discovered in a field of
- oats. The circle is perfectly round and 32 feet in diameter. The oats
- are flattened and swirled in a clockwise fashion. The center of the
- circle is devoid of vegetation. Source: NAICCR
-
- 920801 Strathclair, Manitoba
- - a circle of flattened wheat was discovered in a field southwest of
- Strathclair. It was 28 feet in diameter. The wheat was flattened and
- swirled in a counterclockwise fashion. Source: NAICCR
-
- 920808 Strathclair, Manitoba
- - a flattened area of wheat in the shape of the symbol for Mars (a
- circle with an attached arrow pointing away from it) was discovered in
- a field southwest of Strathclair. The main circle was 28 feet in
- diameter, with no detectable eccentricity. The wheat was flattened
- counterclockwise. In the arrow, the wheat was flattened away from the
- circle. The arrow pointed on a bearing of 260 degrees. Source: NAICCR
-
- 920815 Ipswich, Manitoba
- - a flattened area of wheat in the shape of the symbol for Mars was
- discovered just east of Ipswich. The main circle was elliptical, with
- axes 26 and 24.5 feet. The wheat was flattened counterclockwise. The
- arrow pointed on a bearing of 65 degrees. A UFO was seen hovering over
- the site the night before the UGM was discovered. Source: NAICCR
-
- 920815 Strathclair, Manitoba
- - a flattened area of wheat was found near other crop circle UGMs. It
- was roughly 20 feet in diameter. Wheat was laid down in random clumps.
- Examination suggested the area was caused by lodging. Source: NAICCR
-
- 920815 Strathclair, Manitoba
- - a flattened area of wheat in the shape of the symbol for Mars was
- discovered west of Strathclair. The main circle was 24 feet in
- diameter. The wheat was flattened in a counterclockwise fashion. The
- arrow pointed on a bearing of 120 degrees. Source: NAICCR
-
- 920815 Estevan, Saskatchewan
- - two circles were found, sharing a tangent. Each diameter was 12
- feet. A small path led from the tangent to a very small circle, within
- which was a "squashed porcupine". Source: Chad Deetken
-
- 920815 Kyle, Saskatchewan
- - a flattened ring was found, 12 feet in diameter with a core of
- standing wheat, 3.5 feet in diameter. In the center were "porcupine
- droppings". Source: Chad Deetken
-
- 920817 Brandon, Manitoba
- - a television station received an anonymous call that a crop circle
- had been found on the property of the Brandon airport. Explained easily
- as a parachuting target. Source: CKX-TV; Jeff Harland; NAICCR
-
- 920825 Guy, Alberta
- - fifteen circular marks were found in a field near Peace River,
- Alberta. Investigated by Gord Kijek of AUFOSG. Source: AUFOSG
-
- 920820 Milestone, Saskatchewan
- - a triplet of crop circles, touching each other in a line, were
- discovered in a wheat field. The dimensions of the affected area were
- 63x22 feet. All were swirled counterclockwise. A "squashed porcupine"
- was found inside the formation. Investigated by Chad Deetken.
-
- 9208?? Champagne, Illinois
- - crop formations were found. No other info. Source: NACCCS
-
- 920??? , Iowa
- - a number of "ice circles" were reported discovered. Investigated by
- Davina Riska? No other data. Source: Rosemary Ellen Guiley, NACCCS
-
- 920??? Troy, Illinois
- - circles were reported found in cattails. Discovered by Peter
- (Darren?) Bistrom (?). Reported to MUFON (?). Investigated at least
- two months after their discovery by George Wingfield.
- Source: Rosemary Ellen Guiley, NACCCS
-
- 920923 Albertville, Saskatchewan
- - a circle with a ring was discovered in an oat field. The ring was 35
- feet in diameter, and the circle was about 16 feet in diameter. It was
- swirled counterclockwise, but the ceter of the swirl was off-center.
- The ring had a varying width of 15 to 27 inches. Source: Chad Deetken
-
- 920924 Albertville, Saskatchewan
- - a second circle with a ring was discovered in a wheatfield. Ring
- diameter: 22 feet; circle: 13 feet. Ring width: 8 inches. All were
- swirled counterclockwise. Source: Chad Deetken
-
- 920923 Melita, Manitoba
- - two circles were found in a wheat field, only a few feet apart.
- Reported to NAICCR. Investigated by Jeff Harland.
-
- 920930? Orillia, Ontario
- - one large oval patch of flattened corn was found in a field near
- Orillia. The area was 75 by 100 feet, on the south slope of a
- south-facing hill, only about 100 feet from a major highway. The corn
- was flattened and swirled in a counterclockwise direction.
- Reported to NAICCR. Source: Colin McKim.
-
- 921002 Nipawin, Saskatchewan
- - three circles were found in a wheatfield, spaced irregularly. All
- had diameters of about 8 feet and were swirled counterclockwise.
- Source: Chad Deetken
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-
- Are there others? Let us know.
-
- Zines received: IUR (International UFO Reporter), Vol. 17, #4,5
- ARCTURUS BOOK CATALOG (1442 Port St. Lucie Blvd., Port St. Lucie, FL
- 34952), 1992, #10,11; GEO-MONITOR (Vince Migliore, 65 Washington St.,
- Suite 400, Santa Clara, CA 95050), Vol. 2, #9,10,11; WINNICENTRICS
- (RASC Winnipeg Centre, 110 St. Paul's College, 930 Dysart Rd, University
- of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada R3T 2M6), V. 50, #5,6; AFU
- NEWSLETTER (Box 11027, S-600 11 Norrkoping, Sweden), 1991; JUST CAUSE
- (Fawcett, Box 218, Coventry, CT 06238); MUFON JOURNAL (103 Oldtowne
- Road, Seguin TX 87155-4099), #293,294; UFO PARADOX (Eric Aggen, Jr.,
- Box 12245, Parkville MO 64152; CROP WATCHER (Paul Fuller), #12,13;
- ORBITER (Box 652, Reading, MA 01867), #36; and a slough of others,
- including Jenny Randles' NORTHERN UFO NEWS, Jim Moseley's SAUCER SMEAR
- and HORIZON. Sorry, I don't have other addresses handy.
-
- WaHF: Leanne Boyd, Paul Fuller, Mike Strainic, Christian Page, Angela
- Mather, Peter Warren, Bob Girard, Chuck Muschweck (why, I don't know),
- Bill Bell, Pat Vince, Shannon McGinn, Melissa Craig, Steve Canada, Paul
- (the mad photocopyist) Cuttle [thx for all the stuff!], Linda Howe (or
- at least her form letter), Eric Herr (no, Eric, I don't have info on
- those cases you inquired about), Matteo Leone, Mary Ann Martini (the
- Pavarotti tapes were great! Thx!), Gord (best and most underrated
- ufologist in North America) Kijek, Mac Davidson (who wants to become a
- ufologist when he grows up), Vince Migliore, Greg Kennedy, France
- St-Laurent, Darren Hartigan, Janet Bord (UFO pix galore), Gary (best
- underrated Fortean writer in Britain) Lanham, Ed Wilson (yes, Ed, I
- will speak at the WoldCon in 1994), Lorne Goldfader (master of the fax
- machine), and Mrs. Victor Wilson. I want to make a special effort to
- emphasize that my review in the last SGJ of Jerry Clark's UFO
- Encyclopedia was meant to be very positive, and not negative as some
- had interpreted. An especially big hello to virtual correspondents
- Pamela Thompson and dAvid tHacker. Thanks also are due to Roy Bauer,
- Grant Cameron, Greg Kennedy, Vladimir Simosko - and Myra! If I have
- left anyone out, I'm sorry! I can only dig through my "IN" basket
- just SO far!
-
- Best "classic" letter received:
-
- "Gentlemen:
- We are on the verge of organizing the Philippines' first UFO Watch, an
- organization that will dedicate its knowledge and interest in ufology.
- In this respect, would you know the equipment used in tracking down
- incoming and landings as well as being able to pinpoint the presence of
- an alien ship?
- Also, can we represent your organization in the Philippines?
- We hope to hear from you soonest possible.
- Sincerely,
- Hernan Ramirez de Cartagena"
-
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- The Swamp Gas Journal, UFOROM and NAICCR are not affiliated with the
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